Some things men should never do while dating

Here i am once again, doling out advice...not that i am clever or that i didnt commit these mistakes myself(on the other side, maybe just because i have done these mistakes many times in the past and will continue to do the same, i am reaching out to you people to stop doing this)

so here's it folks...menfolks in particular..Things you should never do while dating

1) Music: during the dating stage, we men literally scramble to impress the opposite side and end up saying cool death metal bands just to impress and also add certain female lovables like enrique, daniel bedingfield, etc....stop...dont ever do that..be true to yourself..even if the relationship fizzles...think about it, you commit to these now and suppose the relation works out you are stuck to listening crappy music for the rest of your life...so if you like Eminem's " ass like that" say it out proudly or give my alternative answer " i dont have time to listen to music in my brand-new mercedes...the sound of the engine is the best music ever"...damn if that doesnt bowl them over

2) Macho-ness: this is the second thing that we do to impress the opposite sex...it works wonders..trying to show as though you are a man without fear is a great attribute that the females love...but in certain cases it might constantly pull you down...so next time you go out with your buff muscles, just remember she is going to call you first the next time she needs to move any heavy stuff...my suggestion..be the weak person...women love to protect and care for...their motherly instinct is more strong than any other romantic feeling that they might have...certainly works better to have her move your cupboard than you cleaning her roof...

3) Past acts: this is one thing we all have done and the degree of how ridiculous such stories of past heroics or accomplishments is directly proportional to how badly one wants to impress the girl...more prettier the girl, the more cannibals we fought off on the trek to the peak of Mt.Everest... guys get realistic...talk about stuff that will be difficult to disprove by her at any later point in time or even tougher to repeat...you talk trekking and that will be the beginning of a 15 day trek to some hinterland...

4) dragged to a drama,lecture,activity etc: getting dragged to a drama, lecture or any such activity is not a big problem on its own...combined with our natural ego of not wanting to appear ignorant, we either nod along or even worse...offer our opinion....that's the end of it..the way this can play out is multiple...she can take you for an expert(which will mean that you would be expected attend even more such events) or think that you are in love with such events (which is even worse...you would end up with season tickets)

5) online : keep track of your online postings...no point in going for a date and bragging or bitching about it online to your buddies..she may not be in your circle but females are worse than ants, they network like crazy especially when it comes to men they date...so she might get to know about it through her friend's kid sister's tuition teacher's nephew's classmate's brother who is in your network about the comment that you posted on her dress.

PS: one other thing...all the above said points are not all drawn from my experience so i shouldnt be held responsible for any of the above statements. . . please let me have a social life too :)