Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Scatologically yours

Some of the readers might not find the following post funny. Some might be downright disgusted by the nature of the content. All that i have to say is that i wasnt the person who created the content. I am just a medium through which this has come out...once again.

The main driving force behind the post is when i recently had to use the rest room facilities at a swanky mall in the city. The swankiness and grandeur of the mall had me spellbound, that was until i happened to use the restroom. Bathroom graffiti was not new to me having seen the artistic and literary efforts of so many in so many public restrooms, their content just being crap ( rather apt for the location ).

This one was especially funny to me.

Ram was here....

the one below that read

..and apparently he left in a hurry. please flush me

This rather witty dialogue left me wanting for more and i tried to recollect other funny toilet literature that i had read. But unfortunately all that i could recall from my formative years at schooling and college were all about the physical endowments of female colleagues, deragatory remarks against teachers and just plain foul language.

So i did the next best thing and went web-hopping. Here are some nuggets. I enjoyed them. I am sure some of you would do too...the scatologically challenged amongst us would definitely do so..

Necrophilia means never saying you’re sorry.

Oh shit...i thought this was the men's room









Hope atleast your aim was good....unlike me


Ha Ha.. i used up the last roll of paper


and my favourite...an old old one...nowadays its being repeated everywhere..

3 comments:

Viji said...

ha ha... Funny post... Good write up :)

Unknown said...

thanks viji...long time since i attempted anything..feels good to be back

Namita said...

Heehee...!! A nice one... The last image's my fav too!! I used to have a poster that had the same lines and it hung proudly in my bathroom for almost 5 yrs!
BTW, you didnt have to use the name 'Ram' here :P