Just some random thoughts !!!

some of these are mine and some "influenced" by others (note the word is in quotes...otherwise meaning that the influence might have been more of a Ctrl + C ... Ctrl + V than implied).. but anyway i have taken the time to type it down and give it to you in a presentable form...


Sometimes the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that so far they havent made any effort to contact us.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? rather scary

if air travel is considered the most safest way of travel(the ratio of accidents to other modes is the lowest) then why is it that airports are called terminal?

all through my life as an infant i was happy and enjoyed my infancy..now that iam an adult all that i ask is that i enjoy my adultery...is that wrong

i have learnt one thing in my corporate life.Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience.

the reason i hesitate to ask others for help is simple.Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

there is just one way to look at life. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

i wanted to be a millionaire by the time i was twenty...no no no...not by working for it....by inheriting it...

my dad came back to me and said that there is a corollary to this above theory.. he said the only way anyone can earn so much is by either inheritance or by crime...
i told him why not a hybrid...let him do the crime and i shall inherit the proceeds...

i got a call from one of these mutual funds representatives asking me about my investment plans.. after a brief conversation i refused his services..come on..how do you expect me to believe and invest based on the ideas of a guy whose designation is Broker...

i am playing the devil's advocate...tough time representing myself.

an old one but a good one... my friend married a cow of a girl...he is into animal husbandry now...

if mice means one too many a mouse...isnt spice one too many spouse ???


tadatadatadataaa !!!! that's all folks...show's over